Space Race is On

Ok, so China successfully used an anti-satellite missile to destroy one of its own aging weather satellites. Big deal. We can outdo that. I think we should launch an immediate strike against one of our own super-expensive ultra-modern spy satellites. Blast it into a zillion pieces. Then send another an even more expensive one right up in its place. Then we should flood the Grand Canyon for a Presidential boating trip and drain it in time for tourist season.

That'll show 'em.