L Ron Hubbard Reincarnated As Small Dog With Self-Esteem Issues

Adam brought over his dog chewy last night. It was hard not to notice an astonishing resemblance to L Ron Hubbard. I can only think that Elron has returned to us as a particularly small and rodent-like canine, who yips and cringes at the slightest movement. Chewy's last visit to my home was marred by disengorgement of her dinner, apparently a protest at being forced to eat vegetarian, followed by micturation and defecation on the carpet...