Don't Call Me Sir

The Pakistani religious affairs minister responded with aplomb to the knighting of Salman Rushdie:

This is an occasion for the world's 1.5billion Muslims to look at the seriousness of this decision.

Right on! Lets respond with dignity and proportion!

The West is accusing Muslims of extremism and terrorism

Ignorant racists that they are...

If someone exploded a bomb on his body he would be right to do so, unless the British government apologises and withdraws the 'sir' title.'

Err... Perhaps we could call him 'Madam' instead?