Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Israel Persecutes Piano Tuner

The Zionist Entity is a hotbed of antagonism toward humble piano tuners and is now incarcerating them as quickly as they show up at Ben Gurion airport. His lawyer is rightly concerned for his well being in Israel custody. I for one guess that he is being compelled to listen to the Moonlight Sonato played on an ancient and weathered harpsichord. The good news is that apparently there are still 40 pianos remaining in Gaza. No doubt the Israel's plot against piano tuners is aimed at spreading discord.

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