Hamas Enters Rag Trade

I think Ynet has mistakenly reprinted a piece from The Onion.

Hamas has found a new way to try and cope with its financial crisis - by auctioning off items of clothing that belonged to dead terrorists.

The really good news will come when Hamas starts to raise funds by selling off clothes belonging to living terrorists. What do true jihadi warriors about to enter the Kingdom of Heaven need clothing for anyway? Surely the market value of a denim jacket is higher without the blood stains and artillery shell pieces.

Naked terrorists are the only real deal.