Sudan to Monitor Own Genocide

Chinese oil interests, Arab pride, European laziness and the power-lust of UN diplomats, have steered the UN away from declaring that Sudanese government sponsored militia are committing genocide in Darfur. Consequently rather than compel UN members into action, peacekeeping is left to a few thousand African Union troops. Bizarrely, it now appears that Sudan is about to assume the presidency of the African Union and will therefore supervise the peacekeeping force against itself.