Saturday, January 07, 2006

Pulsa Denura Misfires, Hits Saul Bellow?

Apparently crazies from the religious right are celebrating the effectiveness of a hex they put on Ariel Sharon back in July.
Far-right activists took credit Thursday for the severe deterioration in Ariel Sharon's health, claiming that a pulsa denura - Aramaic for 'lashes of fire' - death curse they instigated against the prime minister in July was the real catalyst behind his current state of health.

According to the Death Clock, a 5'7", 260 pound man born in 1928 should have died on December 9, 2001. If anything, the pulsa denura helped extend Sharon's life these last 6 months. I think there's a real concern that they misfired and hit Saul Bellow who died less than two months after the spell was cast. One really can't be too careful in distinguishing cantankerous old jewish men.

1 Comments:

Blogger shoshana said...

sometimes humor is just what you need in the midst of all this insanity.

8:18 PM  

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