There's Civil War in Gaza and It's All Israel's Fault

Reuters reports the beginning of civil war in Gaza, yet triumphantly manages to insinuate that the Enemies of Peace are really behind it all...

A spokesman for the Interior Ministry said fighting subsided after contacts between the forces. He accused unidentified 'suspicious gunmen' of opening fire to instigate the clash

Suspicious gunmen sent by the Mossad, lurking until just the moment when Fatah and Hamas sharp shooters are, by the purest of coincidences, facing off on opposite sides of the street. Then... Kaboom! The Jewish Conspiracy Striketh Again.

However, strangely for a Reuters piece, it concludes with a suggestion that Israeli occupation may not be the most malign fate the denizens of Gaza could suffer:

Gaza has grown accustomed to bloodshed during years of clashes with Israeli forces, who withdrew from the territory in 2005, but internal strife is a more horrifying prospect for many residents.